Super duper morons of the year 2013

Finally, my critically acclaimed second annual super duper morons of the year list. This year, 2013, has been particularly a fruitful year for morons. They have risen to the highest levels of public office, are super rich, and have achieved the zenith of celebrity status. Here is the abridged list since I have no place for simple morons:

10. Toronto Maple Leafs They were ahead 4-1 in Game 7 against them ugly bruins. You can't be serious. You choke in the last period. Incredible! They might as well join the Chicago Cubs as the sad sacks of sports.

9. Stephen Harper- He keeps focusing on cutting the bureaucracy in other words services for Canadians, and at the same time increase spending on military equipment. Nice priorities. We are lagging behind the USA as the Harperites concentrate on selling our tar sands. Not to mention the end of the gun registry, increased spending on prisons, etc etc etc. By the way did Harper hear of Watergate, the cover-up was the big issue cough canadian senators scandal. 

8. Kanye West Taylor Swift- I thought I knew music until these two and their cohorts came along. As they once said about Bob Dylan when he twanged country what is this shit? My god they are obnoxious and unbearable as well. Kanye the moron that he is with his drunken tantrum onstage when Taylor beat out Beyonce now has allowed Taylor to clean up at every awards show. One must ask are the Oscars, Emmys, and Tonys within the saccharine sweetheart's grasp.  Does Taylor really know she is an updated Pat Boone? Do the Stones know? 

7. Michael Applebaum- What the hell was Applebaum all about. It is mysterious that he did not comprehend being in questionable deals would lead to public scrutiny. Is he a total idiot or as I prefer to think a super duper moron? 

6. Canadian Senators- I am sure most Canadian Senators must be wondering what the hell we get a six figure salary for being who we are, we get great fringe benefits and those morons Harper picked start using their expense accounts as a cash cow. Do they not realize it is taxpayer's money they are frittering away? Vafanculo

5. A) American politicians like Anthony Weiner and Ted Cruz- Well CNN should be renamed the Comedy News Network for the hilarity of American politicians. There goes Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger addicted to being an online sex fiend and prone for public humiliation . Ted Cruz stonewalling a few months after Obama was elected. Duh. Honorable mention to Sarah Palin and Bob Filner

 5. B) Putin and Berlusconi- American politicians do not have a monopoly on being buffoons see these two bozos.

4. TSN Sports- Well they sucked up to the NHL and Gary Bettman during the player lockout. Now TSN is locked out of the NHL after losing to Sportsnet. Poetic Justice? Not to mention the fight for survival of TSN 690 from the parent's corporate coldness. Guess you got your Bell rung this year. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

3. Gun nuts- What exactly do we have to do to gun nuts? This is 2013 going on 14. Grow up the days of cowboys and indians is long in the past. You can get the same adrenaline rush playing a video game. Time to put an end to gun violence by force I say. There is no need for guns in society. Period.

2. People who unfollowed me on twitter- How could you? I am furious, Triple vafanculo. When you decide to follow me it is because I have sparked your imagination. I will seek you out I know who you are, I got all different apps to relegate unfollowers to the ends of the trash bin. If I am particularly infuriated I could block you into eternity.

1. A) Pauline Marois and her followers- The charter of values? Really? 

1. B) Ed Burkhardt- Wow you lost millions because your company burned down a town and killed many people. Boo hoo I feel for you ( not) - late addition